It's my birthday!

Me: Joan, have you ever had a birthday and you were sad?

Joan: I guess.

Me: I'm sad this birthday.

Joan: Why?

Me: I'M SUCH A PIMPLY 15! It's my first birthday where i have pimples.

))):

Haha anyway, since two hours ago, I have been on bouncy toes and jumping around reminding joan (the only person still awake) that I'M GONNA BE 15!

She got so annoyed. Hahaha.

The BIG MOUTH theory

You see, from the time i was young, I was subjected to a life of hardship. Many of us have gone through this stage before, being teased and ostracised and whatnot.

It wasn't my porous, inability-to-absorb-anything brain, neither was it my miniscule eyes.

I was teased for my big mouth. (as in LITERALLY big, not gossipy big)

Not that it inflicted any scars or stunted emotional growth on me. Oh no, I love myself far too much.

A very good example this year would be (in maria's ugly scrawlings on my diary):

Uh i do realise it would be quite cruel of me to force you to strain your eyes so here's the message.

Oh oh, I just realised, marie's mouth is bigger than you and jasmine's! First time leh, I see someone's mouth bigger than mine. Like those cartoonist drawing, where their mouth is bigger than their head.

I told you I was subjected to cruelty. Hmmph.

Anyway, my point being MARGE AND JEAN ARE WEARING BRACES.

Guess who doesn't need to? :D :D *does a jingle*

For the highly anticipated theory:

People with big mouths don't need to wear braces because your jaw is large enough to accomodate your teeth.

Whereas, if you see someone with a small mouth they either have crooked teeth, or if their teeth are straight, it is a 95% chance that they have won braces before.

SO THERE.

No wonder

The Holiday Life is such a boring thing now.

A mundane routine - worst still, a fattening mundane routine ):

Sleeping close or after 2am, waking up after 11am, skipping breakfast and moving straight to lunch. And reading a book or two till deep in the night. Let's not forget the Loacker Wafers.

Like seriously.

I don't want to have the life of an old granny ): Not that old grannies are known to read of course.

Which is why i keep making plans to run in the night, only to break them over again. Also the reason why I got TWO hard slaps on my back yesterday when i backed out of marge's and my plans to run.

Should stop making excuses. Anyway, what is life in all this non-dramaness?

Me: Maria and I aren't going to cut our hair until it grows to our waists!

Joan: Like honestly, with your pimply face, you look so much better with short hair.

Me: Who's the one with the pimply AND eczema-ey face?!

Me: I don't mind my hair length now, but i know how i look when i had long hair...

Joan: Yah, bad.

The Chinese Joke

A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that.


On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

‘My darring,’ he whispers, ‘I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten… I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?’ he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually shyly whispers back, ‘I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls….. Numbaa 69.’

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her… ‘You want…Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?’

 
Taken from here. Anyway, point is, I am amused :D

SHAKE IT BABY! :D

FIRST PRIZE OMGZXZX! :D

Is Yicen awesome or what.

I'm still in shock that we've won, I think it came as a complete surprise to everyone who performed. But but but

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <3

Rock and roll <3

All of us owe Tisha a lot for coming down and helping out so much <3

Yicen especially too! :D President and choreographer of the dance.

Hahaha, she sent me a message with PANG SISTER THE.

I burst out laughing, she's so cute.

Revathy looks really pretty. The three of us just look like ghosts. Freaky ghosts.

And i quote marge "omg the, your butt looks damn huge"

Contact lenses suckbalzx D:<

Both sides freaking dropped out for no particular reason. It was like *blink eyes* OH SHIT, DID MY CONTACT LENS JUST FALL?

Which it did. Pshaw.

Btw, the last part doubles as a warning for Marge who insists she should get contacts just so because the vainpot wants to look prettier when she has no one to impress anyway. Bleah.

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Do i sound mean?

Okay, INDIAN DANCE FTW! :D

YOYOYO MARGE!

Hey sweetie,

Hope you had a happy fourteenth! :D I know, you couldn't possibly have much fun without me being by your side.

So sorry today had to be a boring one for you )):

Hate this time of the year when you are proudly the same age as me.

Sexy fourteen year olds we are then.

Oh yes. How sexy. Mummy must be proud.

Love ya loads,

Your very wise sister

Because I captured 19-26 November's Awesome moments (:

I'm gonna try to cram one of the best holidays in one post! :D Have fun.

DAY 1/2

We took a night flight, needless to say, I slept like a baby.

When we arrived, it was FREEZING. Took a bus ride and had our very first KOREAN LUNCH (:

Visited the DA CHANG JIN filming set next (: Woahh, that was the time when I really turned my butt into (fatty) ice or something. SUPER COLD.

SEE THE PEOPLE AT THE SIDE? JOAN AND I GOT TO TAKE PICTURES WITH THE STARS! :D

Their cardboard ones, that is.

The outdoor spa was like the coolest shizz on earth. Ahhh, running out stark naked in extreme cold weather was surely an experience :D :D :D

But seeing all the old naked women, NOT SO COOL. Was pretty freaked out.

Dinner was okay (:

Yay for nice Hotels! :D

Joan and Marge are well...disturbing.

DAY 3

Saw snow in the morning!

Oh goshh, SO PRETTY! (:

Headed to the Teddy Bear Farm,

Proceeded to Mount Sorak,

Tour group :D Our tour group had 14 people altogether and IT WAS AWESOME.

Unlike China and America where you have to wait for like 21 gazillion people to finish peeing first before the bus can move off. Seriously. Small tour groups ftw! :D

Some fresh seafood market place where all I can remember was eating fritter prawns and buying seaweed there. How very interesting.

Can you see the white slope? Yeah, that's for skiing :D SKIING = WHOOOOO! <3

Too bad we've got no photos )):

Mummy and Daddy had a lot of butt-falling action though.

DAY 4

Visited a palace, then the National Museum of Korea.

Heehee, my scrapblog skills are totally improving. At this point you are compelled to all nod your heads and agree.

Had our very own DIY-ICE CARVING after that! Haha, super fun! :D Mummy even won best cup design (: Should have seen her positively BEAMING WITH DELIGHT. Quite amusing to watch her enjoy that moment and bask in the glory.

DAY 5

HEE, sums it all up, doesn't it? Poor mummy had urinary track infection and couldn't join us for the day ):

DAY 6

Had a minor shopping trip at Ladies Street. We actually could have bought a lot of good stuff but they gave us 45 pathetic minutes there.

Damnzxz. And when I was crossing the (pretty dangerous) road to the bus, mummy had to shout that there was a lorry, which made marge step on my shoe and trip me. I fell like a pancake )':

Hit my hipbone pretty badly, and my jeans tore. A sickish bruise is still there now, added to my precious collection of scars.

Hahaha, i sound very fishing-for-sympathy here. Which I am. It was painful okay! And it was embarrassing crying on the bus. ):

And then it was Goodbye Korea, HELLO HONGKONG! :D

DAY 7, 8

HONGKONG

Victoria's Peak

Some beach with Jackie Chan's mansion behind!

On some sampan.

Rest of the HongKong trip was spent going on a crazy shopping spree. Oh yes, we were in heaven (Minor exception of daddy who escaped to the hotel room instead)

This post took me officially almost a day to do. WHY DID I TORTURE MYSELF? Okay, I'm off to nurse my sucky pimples since it is 3.45am in the morning already.

Self denial is bad for you

I BET YOU MISSED ME!!! :D OH YES YOU DID.

Yeah right.
Anyhoos, HAD AN AWESOME BALLSOME TIME IN KOREA AND HONGKONG! :D

Pictures up after my selfish little big pooty sister finally decides to NOT hoard all the memory cards to herself. And jean stops being such a grump, chasing me out of her room.

Mummy, Daddy and Jean have been yelling at me for not unpacking my luggage immediately. Like seriously, WHAT IS THEIR PROBLEM?!

Korea froze my ass off, it was like negative 4 degree celcius kinda thing. That's also why you would see me looking like a fat penguin wrapped in my unfashionable coat most of the time. Marie haters, be patient, you'd be rewarded. I do look very gross.

And I've got something really cool for the pimple noobs! (Yes you, maria, you're included :D)

FACTORS THAT CONTRIBUTE TO PIMPLES
1. Genes - face it, pimples can be IN THE BLOOD
2. Diet - OBVIOUSLY
3. Environment - Polluted air, polluted face. Easy peasy, simple pimple.
4. Sleep - The kidney functions best around 11pm-2am when you sleep, if not toxins remain in your body.
5. Heatiness - Liver problems

And I would say, I was sorely mistaken when I thought Korea would improve my skin, on account of the weather and all...

Sigh. SOOO didn't happen )':

The land of snow

In approximately 15 hours time, I'd be flying off to Korea! :D :D

I'm starting to feel a little excited now! I can't wait to get nicer skin there, heehee. And shop of course. What's a trip without shopping.

And I haven't even packed yet. Oh man.

SEXY FOURTYSIXTH BIRTHDAY MUMSY! :D

That's my sexy 14 year old mummy. (The candles sucked! So waxy)

Behind her I'm holding the awesome board Jean and I spent a lot of time making for her :D

Except mummy's not too crazy bout it cos she says that her eyes look small in the photos we pick. Hahaha.

I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH MUMMY <3 Can't even begin to describe it.

Joan: I exercised so much today!

Mummy: No wonder your stomach looks smaller

Joan: No it doesn't, I'm so bloated. I drank so much water.

Mummy: I know that dear, you mean you didn't know it wasn't real?

HAHAHAHA, CLASSIC. Sweetpeas, my mum is.

My big day (:

Aww, today I just got married!

Nah, but close. Today I got confirmed (:

Me looking very holy holding up the bible! :D

Archbishop

Me looking even holier doing the reading :D

Okay, but I screwed up the reading ): Veh upset.

The words on the screen? I did not even see them beforehand cos they gave me HALF THE READING.

What the piang. So when I looked at the screen at the stand, I was like WHATTTTTTT?! WHY DID MY READING SUDDENLY CHANGE?

Mummy and I

Joan and I

I didn't get a chance to take a picture with Gou Gou who is my godma now. I don't think I'd start calling her godma now though, that'd be slightly weird.

Ahh, mummy made a really good lunch for me today (:

Oh yeah, I spent the whole day exercising yesterday! I feel so cool. I hulahooped, then went downstairs to waveboard, hulahooped somemore, did 3 sets of bridges, then went to run :D

Catch you later poops.

You mean..it's the end?

It's really amazing how time just flew by this year. It's like one moment there is orientation and the next thing you know, you're crying in chinese cultural camp.

Fine, maybe the crying part only applies to me and my recent touchyness and massive tear production whenever I watch movies.

I'm so weird. Who cries in chinese cultural camp ): Pfft. But it was a sadddd movie (with a happy ending :D). Thought-provoking though, it made me question our values these days and realise how much of it is fading away. Hmm. Anyhoos.

School ended REALLY late, with mass ponning going on and whatnot. Went out with maria to vivo after school! (: Ate at superdog which was pretty awesome, and chilled at the top floor. Btw, superdog was only awesome because I spotted the STUDENTS' MEAL! :D

I think I'm only capable when it comes to spotting discounts. Ask jasmine :D It is the cheapo-ness drive which many people fail to realise its importance. Oh well, their loss. My brain never seems to have the ability to do anything else. My latest gpa clearly reinforces that fact. I, personally, am FINE with it, but teachers that know jean and joan are not.

STOP TELLING ME TO WORK HARDER! Bleah.

Oh, and it was pretty late when we ate and the christmas lights weren't turned on yet! So I went to ask this old security guard what time would they be turning on the lights. He said they probably wouldn't be turning it on outside cos of the rain, which made me pout.

I wanted to see pretty lights ):

Anyway, they DID turn on the lights in the end. But maria and I were pretty shagged from the whole day, so we went home a little while after we stole the swings from the little kids.

Somehow, it just doesn't feel like there is a proper CLOSURE to the end of the school term ya know. Probably because I know, deep in my bag, there's a freakin' thick stack of chem worksheets just waiting patiently for me.

Sigh, the life of a 'chem consolidation' student.

Love is a riddle

Hmm, pondering is i should pon school. Hey, pon is inside pondering! I think that is like a sign from god that i should just go ahead or something.

But I dunno ): On top of that, I've got sucky chem consolidation for being the bottom few in class.

And this is what  the teacher said to me.

"And you! *smacks my head with paper >:/* Such a disgrace! How are you going to explain this to your sister who is doing so well in IP?"

MY PROBLEM THAT I WAS GIVEN A WORSE BRAIN? Piangzxz. So annoyed please! ):

Okay, went out with jasmne for lunch at Long John Silvers on account that both of us had a craving for it :D
And on the bus ride there, after I um...laughed quite loudly numerous times, some ang moh guy in front turned back and said "CAN YOU SILENCE?" (No, I am not gramatically incorrect here. He didn't speak proper english.)

Sigh, being the sweet little girl I am, I actually shut up for the rest of the ride. But I had this urge to pull his shaggy ponytail and yank off his disgusting beard >:[

I mean like, if you really wanted to take public transport and have complete silence, WHY NOT TAKE A BLOODY CAB INSTEAD? HUH (you cheapo)?

I mean, it was weird enough that he was sitting with his equally obese wife and both of them were sooo silent throughout the journey. Hello, I was given a mouth for a reason dude! Bleah.

Met maria after that :D Who made me walk like 3 huge rounds round bugis. Oh well, good exercise! We were on a mission to look for her confirmation dress. Which turned out to be mission impossible anyway.

Decided to go rest in starbucks (which was blissss :D) then we went back to my house. Ate dinner and played with the waveboard! :D Hahaha, i have a gut feeling I'd get sick of it soon, but yeah. In the meantime, it just acts as my calorie burner.
Jean caught on really fast (: It was waaayyy better teaching her. Now marge is a jealous person. Hahaha! Next one would be joan, let's see how it goes ;D

"I am a FAIL-LEE-YAH!"

Marge really amuses me sometimes :D Sure, she may not be the best sister. But I have my fun with her.

Like how she bossed me to teach her how to play with the wave board immediately. And when i demonstrated once, she grabbed the wave board instantly and proclaimed happily that she would know how to do it.

And when she couldn't, she still refused help.

Instead, I was made to stand at the side and watch her in her learning process. That made me her target for molestation. In a (futile) attempt to stay on the board, she would just reach out to pinch my stomach or slap my boobs. Not cool.

After a few tries, she went "Oh man! I am a FAIL-LEE-YAH" (failure) Hahahaha! I swear, that's how she pronounced it. Then she'd start talking to herself. "Cannot Cannot. I must do it. I WILL do it. I CAN do it before 8pm" And then to me, "Must have positive thoughts".

Or if i held her hand and pulled her round, she wouldn't let go. She haughtily informed me that as long as she stays on the board, I was to hold her hand and drag her round.

Then I started to get really bored. I told her I wanted to play with it too. And she went "Why? You are watching me in my learning process!". Wow. Such joy and pleasure. So I whined that I wanted to skate too, just once.

Marge: Hmm...maybe you can do some exercise now? Lose weight? What about jogging. *shrugs innocently* You jog on the spot lah!

So while she got to skate, I ended up looking like a retard doing jumping jacks or something, watching her have fun.

But even as marge fell continuously, she would still pick the board up and run enthusiastically back to the starting point. She's really amusing :D

Now, she wants me to skip school tomorrow just so that I can stay at home and bake fruit coblet. -.-

Oh and today I brought the waveboard to school, mostly for maria who had to stay back for track. And then I think because too many people played with it or something, when i first brought it down with marge and she went up once the whole wheel rolled out :O

Marge and I tried to fix it, but we couldn't so we brought it back up. DADDY IS SO AWESOME PLEASE! :D Fixed it super fast. And the metal below like became twisted from today ): Daddy just used his armstrength to press it back to shape. So cool. I love my MACHO MACHO DADDY! :D

E-broadcast today was fun :D

I have a weird mum.

She is like ASTOUNDED that I have hair on my body or something. Claims it to be the product of too much male hormones.

And it's not just a "Omg Therese you have hair" moment, it is a *scrutinizes my legs, arms, and face* "WHY ARE YOU SO HAIRYYYYYYYY?" moment.

Hahaha, and the best part is when she proclaims herself to have the perfect balance of male and female hormones. Then proceeds to tell me how hairless she is. Niceeeeee.

Btw, I'm not that hairy lor! ):

Anyhooies, I have a new WAVE BOARD!

Yepp, looks something like that :D Except it has spotches of blue and NO SKULLS. Skulls generally freak me out.

I think the board is pretty fun! And it's awesome exercise :D I went downstairs to play with it for half an hour and I was sweating a lot already! The motion is pretty hard to catch though. The weirdo swinging of hips or whatever. I only had to go up cos some stupid ah bengs came to talk to me in cheena language. >:(

Oh and there was also this little boy playing with his waveboard. And he could actually balance pretty well! Could do all the turns and stuff. So malu-ating please.

But I choose to blame it on the whole centre of gravity thing. That 2/3 year-old boy was seriously SHORT. Then again, maybe I'm just feeling petty that he was better than me. Haha.

Bleah

Right now Marge is trying to force me to participate actively in her baking expedition. When I explicitly told her that I do not want to!

That's what you get when your younger sister is a bossy freak sent from uh..your mother's womb. I dunno.

And when she says "help" it means stuff like weighing all the ingredients while she does the rest. You know, the shitty stuff. Unfortunately for her, I am in a very sane state of mind right now.

Doing my supposed 'job shadowing' slides now. BOOORING.

My life is so useless right now, I may just go to the old folks' home for fun. Yeah right.